Man vs. Snake
Brooke’s dad is a martial arts specialist, maybe he could have come and kicked the snake’s ass! He also shared the photo of his daughter and her slippery friend on his business page of Facebook, drawing even more views! While we doubt that the image and its subject were relevant to his business, it was a fantastic way to cheekily gain far more traffic into his website and social media presence. Not that we are going to help the crafty businessman out!

Man Vs Snake
CRAZY
He uploaded the photo where the head of the snake is unmistakably pointed right at Brooke! He added the caption “Well 7th grade here she comes. Appears a friend wanted to go with her. Lucky for Brooke he looked like his belly was already full. CRAZY.” This was a bit of a misleading quote, as the Grey Rat snake was not an aggressive species. Still, the snake would have caused quite the scene at school if it managed to slither into Brooke’s bag!

Crazy